Jihad!

The latest from Rock Star Games: Jihad!

This first person game follows Akmed Ali Akmed, a 20 year old civil engineering student from Tehran, Iran as he leads a crusade against the Western infidels!

This game takes you from the halls of academia at the University of Tehran, to the bustling city of Beirut, Lebanon, into the desert to disrupt the American invasion of the Middle East, and throughout Europe as you make your way to London, England.

Along the way you will encounter dangerous situations, try to escape from the Great Satan, train others in the war against the West, and finally work on a large scale effort to undermine the London transportation infrastructure.

Level 1: Organize mass rallies where infidel flags are destroyed and effigies are burned.

Level 2: Learn to gather small arms, rocket launchers, and build improvised road side bombs.

Level 3: Recruit fellow Jihadists for car and bus bombings in Jerusalem. Work with Hezbollah to hide weapons and leadership in civilian neighborhoods. Bonus points allotted for kidnappings and beheading.

Level 4: Make way through Europe. Along the way try to persuade likeminded Jihadists to move to London.

Level 5: Open a convenience store.

Level 6: Stage large rallies throughout London to oppose Western ideals. Partner with A.N.S.W.E.R and other sympathetic Western organizations.

Level 7: Plan mass transit bombings during height of the Christmas season.

Level 8: Make way back to Iran. To try elude intelligence agencies from various Western agencies.

Level 9: Enter into public service in Iran.

Level 10: Hold world hostage through the use of religious scripture and a crudely developed nuclear weapon.

Final Objective: Convince the world you are a peace loving individual and Islam is not rooted in the sword.

He that chooses a religion over Islam, it will not be accepted from him and in the world to come he will be one of the lost. Q 3:86

Dirka Dirka Dirka mohammad Jihad!

1. Dutch cartoonists targeted for murder for their depiction of muhammad.

2. Theo Van Gogh shot, throat slit, torso stabbed, chest carved open for his political views regarding islamists.

3. Millions of islamists protest and burn ephigys of Pope Benedict XVI for his question of islamists understading of holy war.

4. Millions of islamists protest over depictions of muhammad, this results in the deaths of fellow islamists.

5. Thousands of innocent civilians murdered at the hands of muhammad loving individuals...

And to believe there are actually people who think these animals are not to blame for the world's current problems???

Murdering Fascist: Part 1

Prologue: While San sat at his desk on a Tuesday afternoon looking for something other than actual work to occupy himself with he came up with a great idea; lure Darian into a political debate. Knowing Darian has the tendency to go on rants and tangents San felt that this would provide for sufficient entertainment. Through the wonders of inter-office instant messenger San cast his line. Through a series of outlandish statements Darian took the bait hook, line, and sinker.

Darian: Murdering Fascist!

San: Fascism and Communism are both on the left of the political sphere.

Darian: www.oldamericancentury.org

Darian: Fascist!

San: The most infamous fascist state was that of NAZI Germany. What did NAZI stand for? National Socialist German Workers Party.

San: Communist!

Darian: What it stands for and what it does don't have to be the same.

Darian: God stands for good, more people have died in his name than any other.

San: Their purpose was to establish a socialist state.

San: Libertarianism & Anarchism are on the Right, while Communism and Fascism are on the Left.

Darian: America stands for Freedom, Truth, & Justice. We are kicking out immigrants by the boatload, placing fences on the boarders, lying about foreign wars, and killing in foreign countries.

San: Point being?

Darian: President Bush is a fascist.

Darian: And so is America!

San: No he is not fascist. He was duly elected to his post. He has to abide by the laws of Congress. If he were fascist he would have dismantled the Congress, thrown the Supreme Court in jail, and declared himself Dictator.

San: If President Bush is fascist, than the most fascist Presidents this country have ever had would be FDR and Lincoln.
[Roosevelt for trying to pack the Supreme Court to 15 members & forcing the resignations of older members in an effort to ensure all New Deal legislation would be considered constitutional, as well as holding Japanese Americans in interment camps through the duration of World War II. ]
[Lincoln for suspending the Writ of Habeas Corpus in an effort to bypass laws to imprison nay sayers of the Union.]

San: That is what fascism in America looks like.

Darian: Ummmm...Or ignored Congress and gone ahead without their approval, vetoed their votes, then asked for an appeal of court rulings on his abuse of power, as well as requested new laws to be written to accommodate his actions.
[Note: President Bush did receive a majority of votes in the House & Senate for war with Iraq and Afghanistan. He has only vetoed 1 bill, legislation regarding government funded stem cell research. Any President would send an appeal to a ruling that was deemed threatening to their power. All Presidents lobby Congress on behalf of their legislative vision.]

San: He can veto anything he wants, it is in the constitution.

San: He can do all of that, it is written in the constitution.

Darian: He is abusing his power and keeping himself in power through lies.

San: Congress has the power to overturn vetoes and the courts have the ability to deny any appeal.

San: All Presidents abuse their power.

Murdering Fascist: Part 2

[We catch up with San and Darian involved in a heated debate over whether President Bush is a fascist or not. San has just stated that all Presidents abuse their power, while Darian tries to equate Presidential abuses to Fascism.]

San: That is why checks and balances were developed.

San: Look at constitutional history in America. There are periods in time where Presidents have been weak and there are periods in time where Presidents have been strong.

Darian: That is a pretty short history you are looking at.

Darian: Let's look at the history of Rome. S

an: Rome does not matter. Rome is dead.

Darian: How did it die?

San: Rome is not the point here.

Darian: Cause of death?

Darian: Fascist rulers who abused power and stretched their military until it broke.

San: Over reaching its boundaries, spreading the empire thin, and leaving the capital un-protected.

Darian: And our military is where?

San: The thing about Rome was that it was invaded. That was key to its downfall.

San: No nation in history has ever been unable to conquer another without 'boots on the ground'.

San: Look at where the United States is on the map.

San: Yes, it can be said that someone will use a nuclear bomb against the United States, but only a mad man would do such a thing. But, most mad men are smart enough to realize that the destruction of the world is not advantageous.

Darian: Yes, boots on the ground. Boots in many cases already in the country illegally.

San: Yes, the immigrants will rise up and conquer this nation.

San: Not likely.

Darian: A terrorist cell could.

Murdering Fascist: Part 3

[ We find San and Darian moving from the downfall of Rome to the notion that illegal immigrants will rise and overthrown the government of the United States. By this time at least 30 minutes has gone by. San, from the vantage point of his desk is able to watch his manager and co-workers hard at work. Darian too enjoys not doing actual work. This type of behavior might bring a promotion or add responsibility in this company; not doing much work seemed to work in favor for TheCaptain.]

Darian:[Referring to terrorist immigrant cells in the United States]
Drive the country to a standstill and then march in and take over Washington D.C., why not?

Darian: Your military might would not be able to get into its capital to do anything without the proper authorization already.

San: The military command is not only stationed in Washington D.C., NORAD is in Colorado, each state has the National Guard, as well as various levels of military structure throughout various sects of this nation.

San: The authorization of Marshal Law. Darian: So you'll see the fall of the United States and the rise of individual states, all fight one another.

San: No we won't. Darian: Unlikely, but possible. San: Not likely at all. Darian: Yes, that is the meaning of unlikely.
[Yes, Professor]

Darian: It was unlikely that Rome would fall.

San: First of all, an attack or an invasions from an outside nation would spur nationalism like you have never seen before in this country.

Darian: From the outside exactly! The beauty of terrorism.
Darian: Rome fell from the inside.

San: Any attack on this country from within or outside would spur nationalism, bring the country closer together against a great enemy.

Darian: The enemy is within, it is the 50/50 split between a widening party line.

San: You doubt the power of the United States because politicians of late have been unable to use it properly. Once a President or General comes along who understands how to use the American military you will think again of out strength.

Darian: It is a lower class citizen whose rights are removed. The protesting by immigrants, you might have seen it on the news earlier this year?

San: They are not citizens.

San: They are people protesting because they broke the law.
Darian. They live here, they are.

San: Law on the books state they are not citizens, so they are not citizens.

San: By you going to France and living there without a Visa does not make you French.

Darian: Rome had laws that kept rights from slaves. They caused more of the destruction than the barbarians.

San: These people are not slaves. They are paid workers.
Darian: Yes, they are, just a different kind.

San: No, when you are paid and have the ability to come and go from job to job as you please you are not a slave.

Darian: People with something to fight for make an amazing army.

San: Yes, but that does not make them slaves. They are not bound to servitude.

San: Take a brief look at immigration history in the United States. at the turn of the century it was awful to be Irish. They were seen as the scum of the earth. They were unable to get jobs anywhere. They were even forced into railroad labor. Now, a little of a century later no one cares if you are Irish.

San: Immigrant sects need to work their way up the ladder. The Irish did it, the Chinese did it, the Mexicans in time will do it to.

Darian: To regress, President Bush is a fascist. What is more fascist than a faulty election?

Murdering Fascist: Part 4

[After 45 minutes of banter back and forth, San and Darian finally make it to everyone's favorite topic: The 2000 Presidential Election. Darian finds himself in trouble having lost the immigrant argument. He tries to make up some lost ground by stating the election results was a fascist overthrow of a would-be government run by El Presidente Gore. ]

San: The fact that Gore lost his own state of Tennessee was the sole reason that George Bush is President. Having terrible candidates does not equate to fascism. Darian: Losing the popular vote and ending up in office does!

San: If Gore had called for a total recall of all counties in Florida he would have been elected President but he did not. San: It has happened four times in the history of the United States. [Adams 1824, Hayes1876, Harrison 1888, & Bush 2000]

San: The framers established the electoral college that way. The EC trumps the popular vote. That explains why this nation is a Republic and not a Democracy. The people do not select their leaders. Rome was a Republic by the way. S

an: Direction elections to public office get you people like Tom Delay. San: That is why US Senators should no longer be directly elected. We must rescind the 17th Amendment and have states legislatures selected the US Senate representative. Darian: Not trusting your people enough to let them elect their leaders gets you a fascist country. San: No, it is a Republican form of government (In the political theory sense).

San: Most people are stupid, so they cannot be trusted to make the right decisions. That was the reasoning behind the Electoral college and the why Senators were not directly elected prior to the 17th Amendment.

San: The framers believed that if popular opinion took hold of the country we would not progress as a people. Take a look at the House of Representatives. The House has always been directly elected. Any two bit schmuck can make it there.

San: The Senate used to be a great institution with great mean doing good for this country. Now with the direct election of Senators it has become much more like the House. [i.e. Terri Schiavo debacle]

[Bill Frist stops the entire Senate in order to get involved with a family dispute. The whole of the US Senate stopped working and voted for a bill that affected 1 person. A country of 300 million and the Senate focuses on 1 single person, who mind you, tried to kill herself and did not do a good job at it. So now we get people like Bill Frist who bends to every gust of public opinion]

Darian: Popular opinion only lasts about 5 years. That's about how long it takes to realize the effects of political decisions economically.

San: That is bad! You want to 'cool' popular opinion so rash decisions are not made. That is the role of the Senate, or it used to be, but not anymore!

Darian:How do you explain President Bush? Popular opinion would have brought you a President Gore.

San: statistical dead heat, popular opinion 50/50, dumb and dumber, that is how you explain President Bush.

San: If the outcome were different you would not have a problem and call it fair. Any liberal would.

San: This country has been going down a drain for sometime now and it is all due to the winds of popular opinion and the notion that this country is somehow a Democracy.

San: The way issues are marketed to the public and than spun into 'Get Out The Vote' campaigns is sick. I yearn for the 1830's,1840's & 1850's.

Murdering Fascist: Part 5

[We are now an hour into the debate, emails have gone un-answered, phone calls disregarded and San has Darian on the ropes. In a desperate attempt to make a point Darian does what any good liberal would do, he blames President Bush on everything.]

Darian: If the election had gone the other way, I would not be facing ridiculous gas prices, we might have a cure for Alzheimer’s, a couple thousand redneck Americans might still be alive, I could risk international travel without a Canadian t-shirt, the air would be cleaner, and Enron would be just another dumb Texas company run into the ground. [Note: He never answers the question of whether he feels the election would be fascist if the outcome had been a President Gore]

San: Gas prices were bound to go up, 9/11 would still have happened, and Enron would have gone down in 2001 anyways.

San: Those things did not just start to happen on January 29th 2001 and come to head on September 11th 2001, each of those situations made been in the making for years.

Darian: Arnold wouldn't be a Governor without President Bush and Enron interfering.

San: Gray Davis mismanaged the state and allowed himself to be taken out. Any politician that dumb deserves to lose.

Darian: No, they deserve to left alone. Davis opened the door to competition in energy, President Bush's proposal and test, but it wasn't competition, it never is with Bush. It was a monopoly.

Darian: And if you need another example I will hand you Halliburton.

Darian: Dumb do-nothing politicians are amazing. Darian: Dumb, acting politicians are dangerous.

San: Most are dumb do-nothings.

Darian: Yeah, they're liberals. They want to sit around talk things out.

Darian: I have to go.

San: Later.

Epilogue: San Soucri has ADD and when something has perked his interests he has to run with it. So despite that fact the Darian has left the conversation to go and do actual work San is left to himself. So what does he do? Continues to write. This will go on for another 15 minutes before San has to stop and get something accomplished before leaving work at 5 p.m.

San: Enron abused the system and got caught, justice was served. On January 29th 2001 Enron did not decided to than just hike up energy costs. You saw "Smartest Guys in the Room" it has been going on since the early 90's. The crimes they committed did not solely depend on who was in office at the time. It was the deregulation of energy policy through various administrations.

San: With gas prices going up it can be said that the War with Iraq has had an effect, but what is having an even greater effect is the fact India and China are consuming more oil. This is having a short term and long to effect.

San: The United States does not even get oil from Iran, small amounts from Iraq, a majority of oil that is consumed come from US oil wells, Canada, and Venezuela.

San: 9/11 would have occurred despite who was in the Oval Office. On January 29th 2001 Bin Laden sitting in his cave did not say to himself DIRKA DIRKA DIRKA Bush is President, must Attack DIRKA DIRKA DIRKA.

San: 9/11 had been planned for months, even years. The 1993 attack at the WTC was on President Clinton's watch, along with the attack on the USS Cole.

San: You have to look at America through the eyes of history. Yes, we have done terrible things, so have most other nations. We, on the other hand have also given so much back to the world. Countless nations use the Declaration of Independence as a benchmark statement for their freedoms. We have saved Europe from itself twice. Aided in the destruction of Communism, Encouraged man to explore outside of the boundaries of this planet. Eventually righted the wrong of slavery. Helped bring the world from the 17th century into the industrial age. Bridged the Pacific & Atlantic oceans.

San: The problem with liberals is that they only see the country as it is right now and not what it could be or can be. The American experiment never dies, it may lay low, but every so often Americans actually take pride in their nation and change the world for the better.

San: Liberals don't have the power and it erks them when they have come so close. Republicans have handed the Democrats the Presidency, House, Senate on a silver platter and the Democrats just shit all over themselves when they get anywhere near attain power. The sad thing is liberals love to lose, they see it as noble, for a cause.


San: Fuck the cause, attain power!